upgraders: upgraders: how do kids at hogwarts sext do they have to write a lil note and give it to their owl and it deliveries it to the recipient Lol im pretty sure sexting’s real I do it all the time
her-name-in-lights: thelilnan: OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE OKAY AJAX SOAP THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE” AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE The more you know
haithinkimfunny: calliopesragingboner: one-hamburger: dcksp8jr: fionaaelizabeth: If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead what do coral even get stressed about Current events Get out.
stabla: if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless
nebulaarr: when someone you thought was your best friend calls someone else their best friend
attractiveblogger: you’re gay? i’ve always wanted a gay best frien-
whengreenmetblue: There really should be a concert where everyone shuts the fuck up and only cheers between songs, so I can have a live version of every song without bitches screaming like they’re being killed.
trilled: *holds your hand until my hand gets sweaty than wipes it on my shirt and holds your hand again*
geothebio: pros to buying a pizza: pizza cons to buying a pizza: buying
doctor-wats0n: ok i know i’m almost out of ink but my printer is getting a little overdramatic
xxcarolinaa: yaoiguai: accidentally tasting ur pills when trying to swallow them My life struggle.
rpgmaker: pros of dating me i will constantly tell you that you’re cute cons of dating me i will constantly tell you that you’re cute
when 12 year olds have been in more relationships than you
reshiham: oooh the spooky furry ghost is haunting your dashboard if you dont reblog in the next ten seconds he’ll come to your house at midnight and yiff you into the afterlife D:
genericanimegirl: buns out wiener but i gotta keep an eye out for selener
phan-tabulous: constellationofkasterborous: constellationofkasterborous: um something just printed and i didn’t print it my parents are all asleep i’m scared it was fucking tickets to yo gabba gabba live are you gonna go
thedoctorsconsultingfirebender: i-am-holly-fear-my-roar: thedoctorsconsultingfirebender: thedoctorsconsultingfirebender: this is my new shoe we’re bbfs fo life oh shoe, you so funny #duckface ugh her sister is sooo annoying i luv you shoe xoxoxox i’m sorry what fake foot I KNEW YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME. I’M SO SORRY I DIDN’T KNOW HOW COULD YOU? I FEEL SO...
timetravelingtrickster: I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory
When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops