April 2013
184 posts
upgraders:
upgraders:
how do kids at hogwarts sext do they have to write a lil note and give it to their owl and it deliveries it to the recipient
Lol im pretty sure sexting’s real I do it all the time
her-name-in-lights:
thelilnan:
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
OKAY
AJAX SOAP
THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
The more you know
haithinkimfunny:
calliopesragingboner:
one-hamburger:
dcksp8jr:
fionaaelizabeth:
If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
Current events
Get out.
stabla:
if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless
nebulaarr:
when someone you thought was your best friend calls someone else their best friend
attractiveblogger:
you’re gay? i’ve always wanted a gay best frien-
whengreenmetblue:
There really should be a concert where everyone shuts the fuck up and only cheers between songs, so I can have a live version of every song without bitches screaming like they’re being killed.
trilled:
*holds your hand until my hand gets sweaty than wipes it on my shirt and holds your hand again*
geothebio:
pros to buying a pizza: pizza
cons to buying a pizza: buying
doctor-wats0n:
ok i know i’m almost out of ink but my printer is getting a little overdramatic
xxcarolinaa:
yaoiguai:
accidentally tasting ur pills when trying to swallow them
My life struggle.
rpgmaker:
pros of dating me
i will constantly tell you that you’re cute
cons of dating me
i will constantly tell you that you’re cute
when 12 year olds have been in more relationships than you
reshiham:
oooh the spooky furry ghost is haunting your dashboard
if you dont reblog in the next ten seconds he’ll come to your house at midnight and yiff you into the afterlife D:
genericanimegirl:
buns out
wiener
but i gotta keep an eye out for selener
phan-tabulous:
constellationofkasterborous:
constellationofkasterborous:
um something just printed and i didn’t print it
my parents are all asleep
i’m scared
it was fucking tickets to yo gabba gabba live
are you gonna go
thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:
i-am-holly-fear-my-roar:
thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:
thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:
this is my new shoe we’re bbfs fo life
oh shoe, you so funny
#duckface
ugh her sister is sooo annoying
i luv you shoe xoxoxox
i’m sorry
what fake foot
I KNEW YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME.
I’M SO SORRY I DIDN’T KNOW
HOW COULD YOU? I FEEL SO...
timetravelingtrickster:
I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory
When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops
